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Will you take a moment, and promise me this? That you’ll stand by me forever. But if god forbid, fate should step in. And force us into a goodbye- if you have children someday, when they point to the pictures….please tell them my name. 

http://fearlesstour.tumblr.com

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

image

http://shittycity.tumblr.com/post/49331842637/lesbians-ruined-flannels-for-me

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

http://kristoffbjorgman.tumblr.com/post/91143311041/did-u-know-most-australian-food-slogans-are

stealingglitches:

twofishies:

pr1nceshawn:

A Powerful, Thought-Provoking Comic On Depression And Battling It by Erika Moen.

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WHAT THE HELL, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL MAN

http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/95387962008/a-powerful-thought-provoking-comic-on-depression
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

-- My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

http://lule-bell.tumblr.com/post/79710989547/my-only-regret-is-that-i-didnt-tell-enough-people

arabellesicardi:

skinny people mad over nicki minaj’s lyrics, please multiply your feelings by 24/7 and then u will perhaps understand a little bit what thick girls may be going thru when your bodies are the ones that are served in stores, represented, desired and glorified……you can cope with 1 song not about u…………….we can do it together. i believe in u 

http://arabellesicardi.com/post/95604563326/skinny-people-mad-over-nicki-minajs-lyrics

bewbin:

verticaliciouss:

Hi guys

it’s me Jack (i was tumblr user relahvant)

i got terminated this morning and lost 223k.. 

i’m  trying to get my blog back but idk… i don’t think i will and it’s very very upsetting..

if you want to follow me here i guess then go for it

yall know what you did, trying to sell a shady weight loss pill to your followers and then acting as if your the victim and this wasnt justified. you deserved this for not being a decent person

http://verticaliciouss.tumblr.com/post/95141969909/hi-guys-its-me-jack-i-was-tumblr-user
http://markmcevoy.tumblr.com/post/46495665986/something-like-this
http://shadowwraiths.tumblr.com/post/76247636408/exactly

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

http://wailtothethief.tumblr.com/post/95403482720/fuck-im-walking-downtown-and-i-pass-a-group-of
http://staymileys.tumblr.com/post/95721117337
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.’

-- Ricky Gervais (via failingphysics)

http://thatlitsite.com/post/94469154509/the-best-advice-ive-ever-received-is-no-one

celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

http://hummelilde.tumblr.com/post/72757603371

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

http://poopflow.com/post/64399322498

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/72596696860/you-win-this-round-cheese