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goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

http://goodbyemisery.tumblr.com/post/67314881634/i-went-into-a-whole-foods-and-got-to-hear-a-woman

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

http://bombing.tumblr.com/post/91595787373/one-of-my-favorite-things-is-when-you-give-a-baby

aydol:

prodigalpen:

RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…

And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change
http://prodigalpen.tumblr.com/post/94480937794/rip-mike-brown-his-momma-said-she-didnt-want

pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

http://thatisnotahat.tumblr.com/post/93970304099/oh-hell-no

humansofnewyork:

"It was March 5th, 1988. There was a prayer festival that day, so we thought it would be a good day to protest. It was entirely peaceful. We were only shouting three things: ‘Long live Dalai Lama,’ ‘Free Tibet,’ and ‘Bring Dalai Lama Back to Tibet.’ First they fired tear gas, and then they started shooting. A girl standing next to me got shot in the heart. We ran into the temple, but they came in and kept shooting. I saw three young boys get thrown off the roof. I was shot, but I managed to escape, and two Tibetan doctors helped remove the bullet. One of the doctors worked for the Chinese army, but she still helped me as a Tibetan. Soon there were posters of me hanging up all over town. They said I was a dangerous monk. My friends dressed me in women’s clothes. For a week, I wore lipstick and rings and long hair. But at one point I tried to visit my mother, and that is when they found me."

(Dharamshala, India)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

http://sloth-grunge.tumblr.com/post/67524662923/becoming-self-aware-of-your-breathing-and-blinking

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

http://jmiah0192.tumblr.com/post/79697254499/japanese-child-actress-mana-ashida-little-mako
http://dinosquad.tumblr.com/post/90720009238/scared-the-heck-out-of-my-cat-today-highlight-of

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

if those 2 friends are the ones that love you and accept you for who you really are, then 2 friends are more than enough

http://beyoncescock.tumblr.com/post/73856248916/seven-billion-people-on-this-planet-and-i-have-2
http://theferocity.tumblr.com/post/94177354179/gift-from-a-coworker

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

I love puppies

palmist:

i love this blooper 

http://phoebe-buffay.tumblr.com/post/56336394799

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

http://rasputin.tumblr.com/post/67741051376

misssuzyvalentine:

edgysatsuma:

fozmeadows:

whataboutthemenses:

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life. 

http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/42532376845/the-mayor-of-mississauga-canada-is-a-badass-via
http://homeviewing.tumblr.com/